Lazy Thursday Blues: 8/30/07

"Never do this!""Terror sale on isle 4! Buy the 4 gallon Terror tub and get the spray attachment for spreading Terror evenly."Stuff I found this week:Light Saber - The New Household ToolThis is the closest you can come to being a superheroMario Bro's Cake

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20 Things I Learned From Pork

Pigs are for eating. E.B. White was a foolIf it was a part of a pig, someone, somewhere has eaten it. Additionally, they probably liked doing so.There a few inedible pig parts. Even those have been tried numerous times.Nothing tastes like pork. As such, it's not the 'other' anything. Pork is the one and only.Even bad pork is better than the best veggie burgerCured, Smoked or BBQed? Decisions,

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Lazy Thursday Blues: Stuff & Junk & Stuff

Here we are yet again on the end of another blogging week, and another LTB. This first picture just screams "Post Me"...so I did. I really do get a kick out of this!"Rubber ducky you're the one, You make bath time so much fun, rubber ducky your my favorite kind of..."Awesome birthday cake!Why is she selling Pokemon Cards on Ebay It's worth finding out.How to be a Successful Evil Overlord All

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Random Text From A Blithering Idiot

I can't think of anything funny. I'm not sure why. Maybe I'll just talk about the voices in my head. People will sometimes ask me where I come up with my strange ideas and I have to admit, I don't. The voices in my head do.That might be why so many of my posts end up having dialogue in them. I talk to myself all day long, like some escaped mental patient. Arguing about decisions and wondering

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Turkey Gangs

There is a very real threat in my hometown. Turkey Gangs. Few who wander into the turf of these vicious thugs live to tell the tail. (Yes, that was a blatant poultry pun) When you look at the below photo the first thing you think might be, "Man you need to wash your windshield!" but after you get past the streaks and bug grime, you'll see the Gobblers. The gang cornered me in a rather nice

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The Abused

What is it about tension that makes people bite their nails? I don't understand. It's not like it accomplishes anything at all, besides more discomfort. Freud has some theory on this, but personally I don't care. I'm sure anything Freud had to say would make me feel even worse about myself than any amount of nail biting would. Lucky for me, I am a guy and no one really cares how my nails look.

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Lazy Thursday Blues: Collection Day

Or as an old co-worker of mine used to say 'Stuff & Junk & Stuff" Again, feel free to caption the below pics, or just enjoy and clickety click on the links.They're going for the newly popular "antiqued' look.And the latest craze to hit the street...I've had this shot in my file for months debating whether or not I should post it. Here it is, even though I still have no idea what it is he's

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Coffee For Brains

Coffee for brains, as I turn on my truckIt's completely is charge, and with any luckIt'll get me to work while I take in the viewBelieve me or not, I tell you it's trueCoffee for brains, my skull is a messVoid of all thought, no worry or stressAs I open the door to start a fresh dayI pass folks in the hall, and have nothing to sayCoffee for brains, as I sit in my chairI pour out my joe and I

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Chew Toy

Here we are, yet again, on the cusp of more knowledge that I'm sure I'm the only one sharing with you today. It has to do with something that has been bouncing around in my head for a number of years. At this point a fair amount of my readers, the ones who have been with me for a while, just signed off. For you poor unfortunate souls who remain, let me explain. Whenever I start a post with, "

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20 Things I Learned From Sci-Fi

(A tongue-in-cheek list of things to come)Tomorrow is coming for you, ready or not.Robots and aliens will be there too. If you're lucky they'll be good. Don't bet on your luck.If you hear the phrase "We come in peace" batten down the hatches, you're about to get pummeled.Clones are evil. I don't know why. Oh yeah, so is déjà vu.If you need artificial gravity on a ship or space station, you just

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There Is No Escape

Today is it, my last day. Today I have torn pants, a strong back, a happy life and a carefree outlook on life. Tomorrow I will awake and put on my big boy pants, pop an Advil or two and begin the bitter decline of life. It's over, times up. Tomorrow I'm turning 30!I've been telling myself that I don't care."Whatever, it's just a number. It doesn't change anything.""Sure it does. It means your

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20 Things I Learned From Tech Support

As long as the world turns, users will still have problemsSubstance abusers and computer operators are the only folks called users. This isn't by chanceWhen in doubt. RebootSooner or later you will meet a person who types out the words "back slash" or forgets to plug in the power cord. If you haven't yet, just wait, you willFear the phone. No one just calls tech support to wish you good morningNo

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Lazy Thursday Blues: The Return

So I found some cool stuff in the last week and wanted to share it with you. The below picture is now a personal favorite of mine. Feel free to caption it, or just stare open mouth in amazement that:A. Someone would do this.B. They would take their picture and post it onlineC. They wouldn't smile.That last point makes realize that this person isn't doing this a gag but more than likely to try and

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Death Wish

Th stench of death lingers in the air. Hanging over my house like a dark shroud, striking down randomly and without any warning. It siphons off joy and prohibits any lengthy relationship from forming. I thought after the last time it ripped life from it's conquest I would be free of it for a while. It seems that was too much to hope for and now my heart is saddened once more.The unknown killer

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