Fixing Patricia's flat iron. Little was accomplished besides being positive that it is now, not functional...
Monday, 25 July 2011
Thursday, 14 July 2011
When Words Mean Other Things
Posted on 14:55 by Unknown
I was talking to a lamp supply store nearby about replacement parts for an overhead light. I was feeling a little strange as the conversation progressed."Hello This is Jim, can I help you?""Yes I need to get a replacement hickey.""How big""They come in different sizes?""There is a wide variance in these things""Well I threw my hickey out when it broke""How big is your nipple""I don't know. Can
Thursday, 7 July 2011
Letter To The Creator Of Pizza
Posted on 13:23 by Unknown
Dear Pizza Creator-I wanted start off by telling you that I have no idea where I should be sending this correspondence. It seems that while many folks have claimed this title, few people live in any certainty of your validated existence. The Ancient Greeks, Byzantines and some guy in NY all claim a controlling stake in the great pizza creation debate. Personally I don't really care, I was just
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