NyQuil is a friend of mine,He helps me drift to sleepHe doesn't sing a lullaby,Or waste time counting sheepNo, NyQuil isn't subtle.He isn't shy or meek.He levels me with medicine,That make my eyelids weakI do not like the taste of itIt's flavor kin to vileBut if the sludge will help me sleepThen I'll slurp it with a smile.While sitting in the kitchenUpon my counter stoolI swig a shot of
Thursday, 28 October 2010
Wednesday, 27 October 2010
Hats
Posted on 09:45 by Unknown
Soo... Where to begin. Oh! I know. I'm furious!! Yeah, that's a good place to start.I only get my hair cut every two to three months. I just don't like the hassle of going and getting the cut, dealing with all the itchy clothes and making small talk. Monday night I stopped by the local Great Clips to get a hair cut. It had been over three months and I was beginning to look silly. I've been going
Thursday, 21 October 2010
The Car Recall
Posted on 14:24 by Unknown
"Did you hear about the recall?""Excuse me?""The car recall! Did you hear about it?""I have no clue what you're saying.""Seems they are recalling 1.5 million cars.""That's going to take forever! Who's doing it.""The car company employees I suppose....who else would do it?""Are they asking thier friends to help?""What? Look I have this funny feeling that you and I aren't on the same page. Cars.
Monday, 18 October 2010
Software Coders Needed
Posted on 17:05 by Unknown
I hate coding. Seriously I'm the last person you want staring at code all day. I'm dyslexic and my brain is completely disorganized. I have never been capable of thinking in a straight line. I work in circles rarely completing a full thought, and leaving sentences hanging in most of my conversations. I have never successfully followed all the directions in any manual or instruction booklet, nor
Sunday, 17 October 2010
Edgar the Friendly Computer
Posted on 09:20 by Unknown
Some things are just scary. Public speaking, bungee jumping and spending a weekend alone with a four year old. Other things are just vile. Things like poopy diapers and pickled herring. Personally I can't tell the difference between the two. For some the list of things they are scared of is rather short. On that list would be, flinging ones self off a roof top with only a pull-cord to save your
Wednesday, 13 October 2010
Africa
Posted on 17:27 by Unknown
Did I mention I hate dieting? I wonder if there is a geographical equivalent for bacon?
Tuesday, 5 October 2010
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