Suggestion by Jenylu"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila." -Mitch RatcliffeSome of those errors are minor, like launching a nuclear missile assault at France. Others though can be major, like upsetting a Texan with a misunderstood joke. Luckily for us we have a means to avoid that. Punctuation and
Tuesday, 27 November 2007
Monday, 26 November 2007
Why Karaoke?
Posted on 10:13 by Unknown
Suggestion by SJDo not trust this man. He is a karaoke fool, who in a moment of weakness allowed himself to sing in public. In addition to this obvious breach of social protocol, he also allowed himself to be photographed, and possibly even filmed.By posting this picture I'm breaking a huge self-imposed rule that basically states, 'Post no pictures of myself on this blog.'This rule exists for
Wednesday, 21 November 2007
20 Signs You're A Crazy Cat Person
Posted on 07:52 by Unknown
Suggestion by EmberliYou believe your cats are people.You have a cat named "Princess Mitsy the 3rd."You crochet them all sweaters every Christmas.You can't remember how many cats you have, but you know it's more than 5.Every cat has their own monogrammed food and water bowls.You scold the cats if they use the wrong one.Every cat has a color coded collar and matching bell.You have 47 ceramic cat
Tuesday, 20 November 2007
20 Things Not To Do With Your Computer
Posted on 07:44 by Unknown
Suggestion by Drama QueenDancing. Computers make lousy dance partners, unless we're talking laptops, as they tend to be more spry.Yelling. Or any antagonizing posture. Don't get mad at your computer, remember it has access to your bank statements.Deep sea diving. Uh, duh! Everyone knows computers are scared of tuna.Traveling to the Himalayas. Computers are scared of falling. Lets be honest, you
Monday, 19 November 2007
Poor Pitiful Puce
Posted on 15:54 by Unknown
Suggestion by AndoOh what is the useof the color named puce?So often called mauveBut never chartreuseOverlooked and ignoredHardly every adoredIt sits and it waitsAll pointless and boredNot magenta, not pinkNor rose I would thinkBut something betweenNot a shade, but a finkThen a webmaster sageWhile programing a pageHe types 'CC8899' To make puce all the rage"I'm useful, I'm wanted!""I don't have
Thursday, 15 November 2007
Blank Inside
Posted on 09:26 by Unknown
You may have noticed a rash of nothingness here recently. There is a good reason for that. I can't think of anything to write about.I've been here before and I always recover, but figured I've give you a chance to help out. If anyone would like to try and ignite a spark of my usual pointless diatribe I would welcome it. Basically I'm admitting I'm feeling a little 'Blank Inside' and could do with
Wednesday, 7 November 2007
The Peanut Butter Man
Posted on 16:20 by Unknown
In typical Kludge Spot fashion, I've decided to post about something that is both completely obscure and pointless. This will be my second post about sneezing. I think, in general, it's a topic that needs more attention. I'm talking up the sneezing mantle. You'll notice I'm also wearing rubber gloves. Rubber gloves are a must when dealing with sneezing mantles. It seems to me so odd that we bless
Monday, 5 November 2007
Starbucks Post
Posted on 07:46 by Unknown
For the most part Starbucks coffee is taking over the known universe. As for me I say, "bring it!" They serve a good cup of coffee that is consistently well made at a fair price. Additionally it is their plan to add a new shop on every street corner, in every town in the world. What's more-"Whoa! Stop.""What?""Where in the world are you going with this?""Why are you interrupting my post? I was
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