Wake Up.Check E-mail.Dawn your favorite geeky t-shirt.Organize box of spare cables that you never use.Consider that since you no longer have dial-up and no one ever calls, why is it you are still paying for phone service?Check E-mail.Walk the isles of the local computer retailer, critiquing other customers purchases. "You know, no one stops to consider the real benefit of L2 cache anymore. Let me
Tuesday, 29 January 2008
Thursday, 24 January 2008
Ode To A Nose Picker
Posted on 09:30 by Unknown
Beside me sitting in your carBoth stopped at the light we areBut unlike me you seem distractedAs your brains you have extractedHow far up there can you go?While watching this most vulgar show.You keeping digging deeper stillUntil you get your sticky fillYou seem not to notice usAs we gag and make a fussWith your finger in your noseUp to your knuckle now it goesNow with your filthy quest
Friday, 18 January 2008
20 Things I Learned On Vacation
Posted on 09:18 by Unknown
Work isn't anywhere near as much fun as vacation.Spending three hours in bumper to bumper traffic to get to some place to 'relax' has a strange taste of irony.This flavor is stronger if it also happens to be monsoon season.Gilroy Ca. Is the garlic capital of California. Even without freeway signs, you know when you're nearby.Eating candy is not recommend when passing through said city.If your are
Thursday, 17 January 2008
Pushing Medications
Posted on 07:38 by Unknown
It seems that I have become a medication pusher. I am helping to promote the use of chemicals though the traffic that I generate on my blog. Now don't look down on me, because of many of you are too! The Journey of JCrew has become the Den of Iniquity!It seems that JCrew has gone and deleted his blog. In doing so he left a gap wide open. A gap that about 10 other blogs link to. What dirty spammer
Wednesday, 16 January 2008
Sticky Buns
Posted on 20:05 by Unknown
There are a few phrases in the English language that are funny with out any context. 'Sticky buns' is one of those. There are jokes that need a lot of setup to be funny. You have to sit everyone down, spin this elaborate yarn and only then, once the pump is primed will the laughter flow. Not so with Sticky Buns. I would wager that I could walk into any room in the English speaking world, shout '
Thursday, 3 January 2008
Vacation Expectation
Posted on 10:52 by Unknown
Next week I will be going on vacation. I'm not even sure I believe it. I cannot recall the last time I took vacation hours with the intention of doing something relaxing.The last few times, have all centered around my daughters. I took off time for both of their births and then for my eldest heart surgery. As you can imagine this was not what I would call, 'vacation' time.In addition we used to
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