Rufus and Jerry were at war, there was no simple way to say it. Rufus wanted to triumph over Jerry, dance a jig of joy on his losing carcass and then parade it through the streets of town, loudly proclaiming his victory. Jerry might have felt similar, but he wasn't going to let such emotion show through. Rufus was going to beat Jerry in might and Jerry would best Rufus in mind, but neither was
Wednesday, 30 April 2008
Tuesday, 29 April 2008
Tug Of War
Posted on 07:41 by Unknown
"What is this?""It's a hardware store. Just look around!""I see unwashed men in baseball caps. What are we doing here?""We're looking at tools! Just take a gander at this beauty!""LOOKING AT TOOLS! What in the world! We don't belong here!""Why not!?""Because we should be at home, playing a skirmish in Supreme Commander. Every second in this place deadens us and steals our edge. How are we going
Thursday, 24 April 2008
Confessions Of Buffalo Winger
Posted on 17:10 by Unknown
"Hello, my name is Peter and I'm addicted to buffalo wings."Group :"Hello Peter""It's been five days since my last buffalo wing-"Clapping"-and while I feel good about that, I believe it just gives me an excuse to have them again shortly."There is just no getting around it. I'm addicted to buffalo wings. It all started a young age, my father found this place on the drive home from work one day.
Wednesday, 23 April 2008
Tuesday, 22 April 2008
Paper Clips
Posted on 11:26 by Unknown
Ah yes, the vast and mostly unexplored world of paper clips. "Paper clips? What in the world is he launching into now? How can he possibly write a post about a piece of spring steel."Yet you read on. Out of sick expectation, morbid curiosity or more likely just the sheer boredom of a slow Tuesday at work. Possibly your computer has crashed and you cannot close the page. Whatever your excuse,
Thursday, 10 April 2008
Call Me "Suede"
Posted on 07:29 by Unknown
"So my name is Johnathan Fredericks""Nice to meet you Johnat-""No one calls me that though. I go by Suede."Well isn't that interesting. Makes you wonder a few things. First of what's up with the whole nickname thing? How do you get a nickname? And of course, How is it a guy who goes by Kludge feels like he has the right to cap on anyones alter-egos.So we were watching a movie last night, and as
Tuesday, 8 April 2008
Bottling Bob
Posted on 08:46 by Unknown
Bob Bipschwitz was buried this morning. Bob was a bottler back before machines did the jobs of men. Bob had a knack for keeping things in bottles, things like soda bubbles, bobbles, beads and bows. Bob loved to bottle. It was his calling. When he was eleven 'Big Bobby Bip' as he was known to his friend, bottled bees and beetles. Even then he was a master. Friend Freida Freud said, "He sure does
Wednesday, 2 April 2008
Out Of Office
Posted on 11:08 by Unknown
Office full of empty boxes? What my boss found when he returned to his office after April 1st 2008. Thanks to a prankster co-worker and a load of empty tech boxes.
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