Can I get a lemon scone with that?
Thursday, 29 May 2008
Wednesday, 28 May 2008
Taking A Stab At Unicorns
Posted on 06:55 by Unknown
Unicorns are a mythological creature. They are a fantasy, much in the same way as this blogs popularity is. They don't exist except in the minds of story spinners and in a few odd corners of Manhattan. For the most part people accept this and move on with their lives understanding that they will never get to see one.Others defy this logic and spend hours of their lives gluing horns on horses
Tuesday, 27 May 2008
20 Things I Learned From Life
Posted on 08:44 by Unknown
Between conspiracy and incompetency, bet on incompetency.There is no such thing as extra cash, unless it belongs to someone else.Some pain is unavoidable. The rest is usually of your own doing.There will always be someone smarter than you. In a battle of wits, if you can't win, you can always cheat!No matter how good a driver you think you are, at some point, you will get honked at a called a
Thursday, 22 May 2008
Tuesday, 13 May 2008
Plastic Cutlery
Posted on 14:06 by Unknown
I have nothing to say, but I'm here anywayI have nothing to type, but the same old tripeI have seen nothing new, but I'll do as I doAnd pump out more lines and waste all my timeDoing this thing that I can't seem to shake!Sometimes I just sit at my keyboard and wonder, "Why blog?" The only answer I have is, "Because Peter, if you don't, this stuff will stay in your head. While there it will begin
Thursday, 1 May 2008
The Kamikaze Fly
Posted on 14:51 by Unknown
Look to the skyHe comes! He's here!The kamikaze flyRight in your faceRetreat! Beware!Invading your spaceOdds against himYou're Big! He's Small!Risking life and limbDive bombing nutAt full throttle!Right into my gutSpinning and thrashingSwiping! Chasing!With arms a lashingYet on he divesRetreat! Retreat!If only to survivePeter Brown 2008
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