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Wednesday, 22 December 2010

White Board Cleaner Fumes

Posted on 16:55 by Unknown
I can't solve it... even after I used the white board cleaner and got crazy high off the fumes. Nothing. No idea. Look it's almost quitting time. I hope my head clears by then!! "No officer, just white board cleaner..."
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Monday, 20 December 2010

Random Typing In December

Posted on 12:53 by Unknown
Yet Another Random Typing Post. I'm just going to let whatever thought pops into my head out for all the world to see. This is glimpse into my brain, or a warning not to read on. Whichever you prefer. Only spell check beyond this point.I like corn chips. Though I'm not sure what to do with all the dust you accumulate on your fingers when eating them. Seriously, are you suppose to pretend it's not
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Thursday, 16 December 2010

The Three Hour Meeting

Posted on 16:43 by Unknown
"Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful pitch, That started about lunchtime and caused my eyes to twitch. The lead was a smarmy sellin' man, Who'd never take a breathOf the five that sat down in there, only two of us are left. Only two of us are leftThe powerpoint show was out of hand, at one hundred ten slides plusIf not for the bastion of my Blackberry, my mi-nd would
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TRON Legacy Prayer

Posted on 14:42 by Unknown
I offer only what I can. A simple prayer for the upcoming TRON Legacy....Oh please, please, please. Don't suck.
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Wednesday, 8 December 2010

Vader Days

Posted on 11:18 by Unknown
The best Sci-Fi villain of the 80's, who suffered a Lucas induced personality adjustment in recent year, is still my favorite childhood foe. Darth Vader was awesome. A cyborg man with ability to kill a person with his mind and rip HVAC equipment off the walls of Cloud city. He is still a serious bad dude for those of us who recall his menacing form lurking though much of our childhood. In that
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Tuesday, 7 December 2010

It Aways Seems So Simple...

Posted on 08:43 by Unknown
Why is it that things always seem so simple once they're done?So there I sit in our Network Operations Center, on one of many jet black adjustable bar stools, trying to explain to my boss what has transpired over the last 10 hours. "So? Is it fixed?" He asks me with obvious trepidation. "Yea. I finally got it," I say."Well? What was it?""Oh," I sort of glance around a bit. "It was a check box.""
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Wednesday, 17 November 2010

Good Morning

Posted on 07:14 by Unknown
"If you wake the children I will rip off your head and throw it in the trash can!"That was how my wife said Good morning to me today. "Kids sleeping in today?""Shh! You're so stinking loud. I promise I will make good on that threat."
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Tuesday, 9 November 2010

My Father the Plumber

Posted on 15:07 by Unknown
I was just reading a friends a Facebook update. "There's no better way to start your work day than by fixing a leaking faucet..." This sent a rush of memories flooding back to me. While I was growing up, finding out that the old man was going to start a plumbing project was akin to hearing that there was going to be a nuclear assault in our bathroom. In fact a nuclear assault might have been a
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Tuesday, 2 November 2010

Socially Deficient?

Posted on 14:27 by Unknown
Two words, Chick Magnet. Did I mention my poles might be reversed?
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Thursday, 28 October 2010

NyQuil Is My Friend

Posted on 13:46 by Unknown
NyQuil is a friend of mine,He helps me drift to sleepHe doesn't sing a lullaby,Or waste time counting sheepNo, NyQuil isn't subtle.He isn't shy or meek.He levels me with medicine,That make my eyelids weakI do not like the taste of itIt's flavor kin to vileBut if the sludge will help me sleepThen I'll slurp it with a smile.While sitting in the kitchenUpon my counter stoolI swig a shot of
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Wednesday, 27 October 2010

Hats

Posted on 09:45 by Unknown
Soo... Where to begin. Oh! I know. I'm furious!! Yeah, that's a good place to start.I only get my hair cut every two to three months. I just don't like the hassle of going and getting the cut, dealing with all the itchy clothes and making small talk. Monday night I stopped by the local Great Clips to get a hair cut. It had been over three months and I was beginning to look silly. I've been going
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Thursday, 21 October 2010

The Car Recall

Posted on 14:24 by Unknown
"Did you hear about the recall?""Excuse me?""The car recall! Did you hear about it?""I have no clue what you're saying.""Seems they are recalling 1.5 million cars.""That's going to take forever! Who's doing it.""The car company employees I suppose....who else would do it?""Are they asking thier friends to help?""What? Look I have this funny feeling that you and I aren't on the same page. Cars.
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Monday, 18 October 2010

Software Coders Needed

Posted on 17:05 by Unknown
I hate coding. Seriously I'm the last person you want staring at code all day. I'm dyslexic and my brain is completely disorganized. I have never been capable of thinking in a straight line. I work in circles rarely completing a full thought, and leaving sentences hanging in most of my conversations. I have never successfully followed all the directions in any manual or instruction booklet, nor
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Sunday, 17 October 2010

Edgar the Friendly Computer

Posted on 09:20 by Unknown
Some things are just scary. Public speaking, bungee jumping and spending a weekend alone with a four year old. Other things are just vile. Things like poopy diapers and pickled herring. Personally I can't tell the difference between the two. For some the list of things they are scared of is rather short. On that list would be, flinging ones self off a roof top with only a pull-cord to save your
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Wednesday, 13 October 2010

Africa

Posted on 17:27 by Unknown
Did I mention I hate dieting? I wonder if there is a geographical equivalent for bacon?
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Tuesday, 5 October 2010

Everyone Wears A Mask

Posted on 12:29 by Unknown
Turkey Ham, you can be yourself with me.
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Wednesday, 29 September 2010

The Greeks Vs The Geeks

Posted on 08:27 by Unknown
The Greeks are up to their old tricks again... Only this time instead of attacking their arch rivals the Trojans, they're after us. The geeks.And instead of unloading a pile of heavily armed soldiers on unsuspecting townsfolk, they've buried us in SPAM. Times change. But tactics rarely do."SAVE FAT DOUGH ON CELL BILL"[delete]He didn't open it. Get another horse ready..."Click here. No Greeks in
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Friday, 24 September 2010

Internet Explorer

Posted on 09:00 by Unknown
Everybody's got their strengths!
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Thursday, 23 September 2010

20 Things I Learned From Marriage

Posted on 14:22 by Unknown
As a single person, you never imagined you could have a fight over a tube of toothpaste.You don't have to recall everything you've said. Once you're married someone else will do that for you!Flowers can fix almost anything. For everything else there's superglue.Marriage is compromise. No where is this more apparent than while watching televisionWill tonight be Norm making a drop leaf table or
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Lazy Thursday Blues: Caption 29

Posted on 09:49 by Unknown
Anyone still here who remembers how to do these?! Here are a couple to get you started... Now I see why I got it for such a good deal...It was the Hamburgler... I swear!It looked better in the store...Found on the Internet:1.) Mono Face A serious good time!2.) Screaming Beans YES!
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Finches

Posted on 08:21 by Unknown
I came home last night from work to find a bird cage with two finches hanging on my porch. "Patricia.."Eep!"I went to the pet store..."Eep!Eep!Eep!"I see."Eep!"It's no big deal because I'll keep them outside."Eep!Eep!Eep!Eep!Eep!About 2 hours later a neighbor cat had climbed our Japanese maple tree and had it's paw in the finch cage.Needless to say I have a cage with two eeping finches in my
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Sunday, 19 September 2010

Talk Like A Pirate Day 2010

Posted on 09:16 by Unknown
Today is talk like a pirate day. The one day every year when it is Okay to drink rum in copious amounts and slit as many throats as you please!"What are you doing son!""It's talk like a pirate day officer!""Oh, well carry on then"First you have to learn how to talk like a pirate!Now that ye know how t' talk like a gentleman o' fortune go ou' an' woo some lasses, drink some mead an' live 't up. On
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Thursday, 16 September 2010

Nintendo Bedding Set

Posted on 08:35 by Unknown
Oh no you did not!!!Yes. Yes you did. Not to be rude, but I forsee mostly single player campaigns in this bed. "Player 2, press 'start' to join...""Player 2?"
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Thursday, 9 September 2010

Inception

Posted on 08:29 by Unknown
Took the wife to see Inception last night. I had seen it once before about a month ago and wanted Patricia to see it before it left the big screen. Before I go any further, I should warn you. This isn't a movie review, but I plan on chatting freely about the film, so if you don't want to know anything skip this post. I watched the movie four weeks ago, and I've been thinking about it every since.
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Wednesday, 1 September 2010

9:59 On Wednesday

Posted on 21:59 by Unknown
It's 9:59 on Wednesday night and I've just been kicked out the bed that I paid for. Where is the justice in that? Seriously?"You know Epcot looks pretty cool. I was just talking to my boss about it today..""Please stop talking.""What?""What, what!? Please stop. You're making me noxious.""I was just saying that they actually have people speaking in different languages""You're gesturing with your
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Tuesday, 24 August 2010

20 Things I've Learned From Dieting

Posted on 07:26 by Unknown
Dieting is the direct opposite of everything else in life. It's easier to gain, than it is to lose.If you're not allowed to eat it on your diet, then it's all you'll want.kitchen tables are suppose to be a place of joy, not weeping and gnashing of teeth.Exercising builds muscle. Muscle weighs more than fat. Which means it's possible to eat right, exercise and gain at your next weigh in. Breaking
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Tuesday, 27 July 2010

Peter's Period Postulate

Posted on 11:53 by Unknown
Peter's Period Postulate - "The amount of 'good' in any day is directly proportional to the speed of said day passing by." -Peter P. BrownWhy don't the really good days ever drag on forever? At least I have a lot of time for coming up with postulates... loads of time.
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Exercises in Futility

Posted on 08:13 by Unknown
I have a problem, er rather no. A friend of mine has this problem. See him there? See how sad and frustrated he is with his own inability. I, er... He can't make it work. You know what I mean? I mean he tries, he REALLY tries but nothing. No, er success. Yeah. No success. It's hard when someone is there telling you to perform and you've got nothing, nada zip. I'm ready to pull out all my severely
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Thursday, 22 July 2010

Attack of the Half Inch Spider

Posted on 08:53 by Unknown
It was a rather peaceful and uneventful evening. Dinner had been consumed, pajamas had been donned, bedtime stories read and our offspring had fallen alseep in their beds. The wife and I went about our normal evening routine of cleaning up the copious piles of pink clothes and playthings scattered about our living room and dining room. "Ouch!""Peter? What happened?""Nothing... just stepped on a '
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Thursday, 15 July 2010

Lie to me. Please

Posted on 17:33 by Unknown
I've been finding myself manning the helpdesk phones more frequently in recent days. Not that it's any big deal, I'm mostly just backup. I get one or two calls an hour.My last call was a bit odd. Users wonder why we hate them. Here's why"I need you to install the latest version of Flash on my computer""Why?""It's free software.""I know, but why do you need it?""I want it to get to websites""Are
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Monday, 21 June 2010

Working For Brilliant People

Posted on 08:17 by Unknown
Years and years ago when I first got started in computing I worked for a start up medical device manufacturer. I was one of three computer technicians servicing the entire building. In the main building and the three surrounding locations housed close to two thousand users. It was a very fun job.

I had just finished working at Best Buy for eleven months and the contrast couldn't have been more
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Friday, 18 June 2010

Searching For Servants

Posted on 18:32 by Unknown
During my recent vacation the wife and I stayed in the hotel from hell. The beds were twins, build out of rocks and the whole place was under construction. The construction crew started working at 7am. Needless to say, it was lovely. Regardless, one thing they did have was a proper vanity."So do you wish you had a vanity?""I've always wanted one, but whenever I sit in one I want a servant""Excuse
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Thursday, 10 June 2010

Rediscovering Atlantis

Posted on 10:50 by Unknown
"Peter are you into Science Fiction?""Is a frogs butt water tight?""Uh.. I think so. Yes?""You better believe it!""What's your favorite science fiction show?""Five years ago I would have said Star Trek.""Now?""StarGate. Without question.""What, no more disgusting metaphors?" Star Trek was a revolutionary show. It pushed the limits of science fiction and portrayed humanity at it's best. Star Trek
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Wednesday, 9 June 2010

Mac Bash

Posted on 10:24 by Unknown
As many of you are aware, I'm a computer guy. As such I'm anti Mac. To be honest the Apple computers themselves are fine machines. It's the people that ruin them. It's hard to be a computer guy and hate a computer, I mean... ...is it the OS's fault that the users don't know what files are in their /etc directory?..is it the processors fault that no one needs a quad core to sync an iPhone?..is it
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Tuesday, 8 June 2010

Your Inner Geek

Posted on 10:33 by Unknown
I sit here a bit tan from my trip. I'm not golden brown or anything, but I would say I definitely have color on my face and arms. Eight days in Southern California can do that for you. Most people would be fine with that. Geeks, as you are no doubt aware, are not like most people. The issue is this, I like looking geeky. Not gross, just a bit geeky. I shower, wear clean clothes, and always do my
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Monday, 7 June 2010

Disneyland Vaction Post 1

Posted on 09:09 by Unknown
I've just returned from 6 days in Anaheim CA. There are tons of crazy stories that will spawn from this trip, but the first is just a picture. This one:While waiting in line for Indiana Jones for the first time, we happened upon a bit of impromptu art. A green army man (no doubt from Andy's Room) stuck up high in a crevice with a piece of spearmint chewing gum. As the wife and I were on a crusade
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Tuesday, 25 May 2010

Rust & Time

Posted on 08:18 by Unknown
I haven't posted here in a while. Well not a real post anyway. It seems that my other sites have gotten the better of me. Fusion Ring is up to 80+ followers and so I find myself posting there every day. Plus it's easy. I'd already be done with a Fusion Ring Post by now....Secondly and more to the point I've been neck deep in a 1950's vintage table saw restore. That is a post that really has
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Monday, 24 May 2010

Car Quiz

Posted on 15:30 by Unknown
AND PASSED WITH AN EXCELLENT SCORE! A+
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Wednesday, 12 May 2010

Signs Of The Time 4

Posted on 08:08 by Unknown
Right. No more troubles now. We've got a sign!Stupid DogsMy kind of health club!"John...Where's our carry on?"It was way too complicated before this sign was installed.Lesson learned the hard way!So does daddy!When old people make signs...Love it.Knew it was coming!Ask yourself, "Is it really worth it?"Signs of The Time 1Signs of the Time 2Signs of the Time 3
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Tuesday, 11 May 2010

Considering Fatherhood

Posted on 09:09 by Unknown
Yesterday I took my oldest daughter to the cardiologist. It was a rather normal visit for us. A long drive into the city of San Francisco, a quick trip up and over Divisadero, a miscommunication of our appointment destination, running with a stroller up and down Geary St, sweating profusely in a small dark room while holding a 5 years legs for an echocardiogram while watching Elmo's World. All in
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Thursday, 29 April 2010

Beware The Internet

Posted on 14:09 by Unknown
I work with a mild mannered software programmer who bears a striking resemblance in name and image to a guitarist from the 80's rock band Hans Naughty. Mark rarely is seen sporting his abs or bandanna though, so it's hard to be sure.
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Simplicity

Posted on 14:00 by Unknown
Beware of simplicity. You might just get burned
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Wednesday, 28 April 2010

Geek Gang Signs

Posted on 08:29 by Unknown
Very funny stuff:Original can be found here
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Thursday, 22 April 2010

Office Crossbow

Posted on 16:14 by Unknown
Long hold times with Symantec have left me with a certain amount of "free time" this afternoon... It works pretty well, though I did smash the ever living daylights out of my knuckle!Our office "Safety Coordinator" was the one that gave me the idea (mine was built from her design and hers' was designed from here.) I added the handle, and the binder-clip saddle which makes it much more usable!She
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Tuesday, 13 April 2010

Signs Of The Time 3

Posted on 11:30 by Unknown
Oddly enough, this place is never crowded...We should get these for San Francisco...Begin reality!A shimmer of hope here!For those who need to know...Bargin hunters!Another blow for political correctness!Who really reads these things anyway...The police raid on the premises was not wholly unexpected...Uhm...Signs of The Time 1Signs of the Time 2Signs of the Time 4
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Risen

Posted on 10:01 by Unknown
My latest diversion...Stranded on an island by a torrential storm, you're an outsider in a world ripped apart by powers not of this world. Yeah, the typical RPG setup. Lone stranger here to save the world, nothing new there. Whatever the recipe it's still fun to play a new game. It's been a while and this one is a fun distraction. I know it's good when I dream about it. "Sleep well?""Gnomes stole
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Monday, 5 April 2010

On Helpdesk

Posted on 11:18 by Unknown
Today I am on help desk. It is a little weird. I have not been on front line phone support for many many years. For the last 5 years I've been the Senior Network Engineer 6 years ago I was Network Engineer8 years ago I was Junior Engineer10 years ago I was a helpdesk tech for an ISPSo when I got the e-mail that most of the helpdesk would be out this week, I cried. But just a little, so I could
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Thursday, 1 April 2010

Sneezing My Brains Out

Posted on 13:01 by Unknown
Sneezing My Brains OutI'm sneezing my brains outAll over my screenI'm turning my pixels To yellow and greenI'm sneezing my brains outAnd I've run out of tissueWith a near brimming trash canMy co-workers take issue"We're going to get sickWhile you sit there and sneeze!"Well it isn't a coldIt's those beautiful treesThe purples and crimsons And violets of spring timeThey're killing me offSlashed<
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Wednesday, 31 March 2010

Reading SPAM

Posted on 12:09 by Unknown
Well...this honestly looks a bit interesting.
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Tuesday, 30 March 2010

20 Things Learned As Sys-Admin Repost

Posted on 07:39 by Unknown
“Nothing’s wrong with the system” is always the first line of defense.The longer you do this the less intelligent that users seem.It always works on my computer.I’d explain how I fixed it but you wouldn’t understand, so I just say “SYS-ADMIN USE STRONG MAGIC!”Trust me, you’re doing it wrong. If you get it. It’s funny.I’m not reading your email for fun; I’m checking the servers
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Friday, 26 March 2010

Artificial Intelligence

Posted on 06:01 by Unknown
To me the stumbling of artificial intelligence is as simple as syntax. It's a question of understanding. If you don't know what I mean, how can we communicate? I will always be a septic of computer intelligence, until this question of syntax is address.When it comes to computer input, syntax is everything. If the statement isn't exactly what the blasted machine machine needs to hear, there's no
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Thursday, 25 March 2010

Users

Posted on 17:05 by Unknown
"No problem sir, it could happen to anyone. Have a nice day." *click* "Idiot!"
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Taking A Break

Posted on 16:40 by Unknown
Anyone seen my straight jacket?
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20 Stupid Ways To Lose Your Keys

Posted on 13:09 by Unknown
Baking them in a pie. (Lasagna, Casserole, Etc)Putting them in the Salvation Army bucket with your spare changeLetting your toddler pay with themThrowing them away with your empty coffee cupWalking away leaving them sitting in plain sight on the bank counter topReturning them to a department store with your other exchangesAccidentally dropping them public porta potty (buy a new car. It's not
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Monday, 22 March 2010

Influence Me!

Posted on 09:00 by Unknown
Gentle Reader;Now that man week has concluded. I'm sure that there are unhappy folks. Oh well. It was a hoot!So now I'm looking for some ideas. If there is something you've been longing to see here, save sanity, now is your chance. Let me know. Request a 20 things, ask a question for a geek perspective or simply insult me. Whatever. I'm not promising to post your ideas, but who knows what your
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Friday, 19 March 2010

Man Week: Day 5

Posted on 09:33 by Unknown
Today marks the fifth day of Kludge Spots Man Week celebration! Lets take another look back at what we learned!Day One: Twenty ways men are superior to womenDay Two: The in's and out's of the man cardDay Three: A look at the men's roomDay Four: Manly cooking & woman bash bonus postMan Week has generated several hundred hits here and we are proud that so many have been eager to seek the wisdom
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Thursday, 18 March 2010

Man Week: Girl Bash Bonus Post

Posted on 17:00 by Unknown
Poking a little fun at the girls. Hope you all can take it ladies. If not, ask us if we care? Woman Wishing WellFemale Mouse/CompactTracy Is WrongFemale Parking SpacesWoman's Keyboard (Worth a closer look!)Ladies Tool KitProof Women Are EvilWoman Car ShoppingHis and Hers GarageLadies Umbrella ShoesWoman Speedometer Enjoy!
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Man Week, Day 4

Posted on 07:26 by Unknown
It's now day four here on KludgeSpot in this near historic thread known as Man Week. I don't think I've overstating it. Over the past three days we've dealt with difficult topics. Topics like being proud of what you are, what a man card is and how to accumulate points and of course how a men's room actually works. Over the past three days I have offended my wife, one of my friends and it appears
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Wednesday, 17 March 2010

Man Week, Day 3

Posted on 07:00 by Unknown
Happy St. Patrick's Day! You'll notice that Kludge Spot is sporting the green icon of the emerald isle and is ready to celebrate. I've lined up a slew of stout for everyone. Even the ladies.It is now mid span in our controversial Man Week here at KludgeSpot. In the last two days we've discussed the reason why men are superior to woman and what a Man Card is, including how it can be lost. I'm on
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Tuesday, 16 March 2010

Man Week, Day 2

Posted on 08:20 by Unknown
The Man Card Exhibit A: Man Card Image Credit OfficalManCard.comBeing a man is not a right, it's a privilege. As a bona fide man I am in possession of a man card. This man card can be revoked at any time if there is even one other man present. The process is pretty simple. It would have to be or men wouldn't do it. Being manly adds points to you man card. For instance, using power tools to
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Monday, 15 March 2010

Man Week, Day 1

Posted on 10:43 by Unknown
I'm officially declaring this week Man Week! It's your chance men to show that you still have a backbone and the ability to generate your own thoughts. If you are a man, it's okay you don't need to apologize for being you. You are what you are, a being created by thousands of years of outside conditioning and need. You don't have to be transformed into something else by those pesky creatures who
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Thursday, 11 March 2010

Kludge Proof

Posted on 09:42 by Unknown
Proof that I do live up to my name!I accidentally broke off the end of a security dongle. What is a dongle? A dongle is a piece of hardware that plugs into a computer and verifies that you did in fact purchase this five thousand dollar software package. Without this small piece of plastic and circuitry, nothing loads. It's important.The break occurred at 7:00 on Sunday night, after I had almost
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Wednesday, 10 March 2010

The Fray - You Found Me

Posted on 15:14 by Unknown
Some days this song just begs me to play it. I just feel it speaks to me.
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Random Typing The Fourth

Posted on 13:38 by Unknown
Yet Another Random Typing Post. I'm just going to let whatever thought pops into my head out for all the world to see. This is glimpse into my brain, or a warning not to read on. Whichever you prefer. Only spell check beyond this point.Yet Another Random Typing Post. Almost sounds like it should be an acronym for something. Yartp. Like the sound a turtle makes just before it realizes that you're
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Tuesday, 9 March 2010

The Wine Country

Posted on 16:36 by Unknown
It’s early March and rain has fallen in the wine country. In fact, we have been quite wet for the past several weeks. There is little doubt, that for the weeks to come, the hillsides will reflect the lush green that has been cultivated in the first quarter of the this new decade. The trees around town began their colorful symphony in late January with the blooming of the Crape Myrtles. Lush pinks
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Stuck In My Head

Posted on 15:23 by Unknown
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Monday, 8 March 2010

Sleeping With The Fishes

Posted on 15:40 by Unknown
I know a mobster. He lives in my house, and eats food that we supply him. In addition we maintain his environment and assure that everything is clean and in good order for our mobster. I know he's a mobster, because I've seen him take another life. He did this unashamedly as my wife and I looked on in horror. I imagine he's proud of it. It's hard to be sure on that point, because he can't tell us
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Wednesday, 3 March 2010

Fusion Ring

Posted on 16:50 by Unknown
Something unexpected has happened...Fusion Ring has surpassed Kludge Spot in popularity! Probably because I update it everyday and post less than 20 words a entry. Or maybe people just like gadgets! Regardless.In addition I've given LAS and Shirt Post a face lift. We'll see how long it lasts. :)And the Wood Mangler is still going strong. In fact I was recently featured in a popular wood turning
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Girl Scout Stupidity

Posted on 14:17 by Unknown
When the email went out yesterday for Girls Scout cookies it couldn't be more plain."If you want some, let me know before 12:00"So I sent an email @ 1:41"Did I miss the boat?""Yes for today, but maybe I can get some tomorrow"I responded with another email asking the flavors, then another asking the price, then another adding a second box to my selection because my wife disapproved of my orginal
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Thursday, 25 February 2010

Silence Is Golden

Posted on 08:05 by Unknown
I've lost my voice. It's gone. bubye. As a fervent talker this is worse than torture, as best I can tell, no one else I know seems to mind! On Saturday morning I awoke with a sore throat and a very very bad feeling. I could barely talk. It came out is a screeching whine that was quite less than pleasant. My wife beam. "Sweetie. You should rest your voice.""oKA-Y!""Seriously. No more talking." I
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Wednesday, 17 February 2010

The Software Installation Game

Posted on 08:53 by Unknown
Why is it that installing software on a server is always the same game? For me it doesn't matter if it's Windows or Linux either. It never goes quite like it should. I suppose that's half the fun...Download said software or insert mediaWindows: Double-click annoying splash screen with install button that just took 2 minutes to loadLinux: tar -xfvz to a temp directory and watch the pretty
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Saturday, 13 February 2010

20 Things I Learned From The Sales Meeting

Posted on 12:18 by Unknown
I doesn't have to work, as long as it's prettyWelcome to the meeting. Let the lies begin.PowerPoint is proof of functionality#15 in sales handbook: "If you're not positive, 'Yes it does that!'"No sales meeting is complete without a Paradigm Shift. Sales Engineers. The ugly truthful side of the sales teams. "My SE is sick...don't mind him."Free pens and coffee cups. The real reason we go to sales
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Tuesday, 9 February 2010

Regarding Facebook

Posted on 08:49 by Unknown
I Facebook, like others, but it still lets me down. It just feels so...less. Do you know what I mean? I love blogging. It's fun to share, and there is something so personal about an individual sharing their brain with you. Most of the stuff shared here is rather trite, but I assure you it is who I am.Early into the start if my blog, back in 2006, I decided that all my post should be between 400
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Wednesday, 3 February 2010

Bumper Sticker Car

Posted on 17:04 by Unknown
I've succumbed. I've caved. I'm now that guy. The bumpersticker guy. I've seen lots of bumperstickers in my life. Some are funny or political or fervent or selling you something you don't even care about. Some are ranting, belittling and rude. Others are just a tag, like I'm Irish, I like Shih Tzu, my kids brighter than your kid, or I let Calvin pee on other cars. Or my personal favorite, "I
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Tuesday, 2 February 2010

More Death Less Caffeine

Posted on 14:25 by Unknown
What the hell? First my sendmail box is axed and now my coffee maker kicks the bucket. I mean sure we can manage with a windows box taking over for smtp functions. We've all adjusted to meaningless event log entries, stupid glurge icons and pointless clicking through Microsoft menus, but my coffee pot! How much can one man endure!My wife wakes me up the other morning."Hon, the coffee pot won't
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Wednesday, 27 January 2010

The Mourning of Sendmail

Posted on 08:03 by Unknown
Sendmail is a simple functional Unix based mail server. It requires a small amount of knowledge to install and get running but once up; it runs forever. At my office we had a 5 year old server running on a 1.1 Ghz processor with 256 MB of RAM. On that box was a free distro of the Fedora project and a installation of sendmail. For 5 year it just worked. One time in 5 years it stopped working. It
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Thursday, 14 January 2010

Scouts Honor

Posted on 17:00 by Unknown
I promise to post something very soon. Honest!
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Wednesday, 6 January 2010

Wasting Time

Posted on 10:31 by Unknown
So.. It seems there is something severely wrong with me. Right. You all knew that. Regardless. I've been watching Star Trek Enterprise for the first time. As I progress through the seasons, I find myself captioning still frames in my head. So... Without further ado.My severely altered Star Trek Captions.Archer: Oh Great!T'Pol: A problem captain?Archer: I should think so! I put in my money, pushed
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