Well...this honestly looks a bit interesting.
Wednesday, 31 March 2010
Tuesday, 30 March 2010
20 Things Learned As Sys-Admin Repost
Posted on 07:39 by Unknown
“Nothing’s wrong with the system” is always the first line of defense.The longer you do this the less intelligent that users seem.It always works on my computer.I’d explain how I fixed it but you wouldn’t understand, so I just say “SYS-ADMIN USE STRONG MAGIC!”Trust me, you’re doing it wrong. If you get it. It’s funny.I’m not reading your email for fun; I’m checking the servers
Friday, 26 March 2010
Artificial Intelligence
Posted on 06:01 by Unknown
To me the stumbling of artificial intelligence is as simple as syntax. It's a question of understanding. If you don't know what I mean, how can we communicate? I will always be a septic of computer intelligence, until this question of syntax is address.When it comes to computer input, syntax is everything. If the statement isn't exactly what the blasted machine machine needs to hear, there's no
Thursday, 25 March 2010
Users
Posted on 17:05 by Unknown
"No problem sir, it could happen to anyone. Have a nice day." *click* "Idiot!"
20 Stupid Ways To Lose Your Keys
Posted on 13:09 by Unknown
Baking them in a pie. (Lasagna, Casserole, Etc)Putting them in the Salvation Army bucket with your spare changeLetting your toddler pay with themThrowing them away with your empty coffee cupWalking away leaving them sitting in plain sight on the bank counter topReturning them to a department store with your other exchangesAccidentally dropping them public porta potty (buy a new car. It's not
Monday, 22 March 2010
Influence Me!
Posted on 09:00 by Unknown
Gentle Reader;Now that man week has concluded. I'm sure that there are unhappy folks. Oh well. It was a hoot!So now I'm looking for some ideas. If there is something you've been longing to see here, save sanity, now is your chance. Let me know. Request a 20 things, ask a question for a geek perspective or simply insult me. Whatever. I'm not promising to post your ideas, but who knows what your
Friday, 19 March 2010
Man Week: Day 5
Posted on 09:33 by Unknown
Today marks the fifth day of Kludge Spots Man Week celebration! Lets take another look back at what we learned!Day One: Twenty ways men are superior to womenDay Two: The in's and out's of the man cardDay Three: A look at the men's roomDay Four: Manly cooking & woman bash bonus postMan Week has generated several hundred hits here and we are proud that so many have been eager to seek the wisdom
Thursday, 18 March 2010
Man Week: Girl Bash Bonus Post
Posted on 17:00 by Unknown
Poking a little fun at the girls. Hope you all can take it ladies. If not, ask us if we care? Woman Wishing WellFemale Mouse/CompactTracy Is WrongFemale Parking SpacesWoman's Keyboard (Worth a closer look!)Ladies Tool KitProof Women Are EvilWoman Car ShoppingHis and Hers GarageLadies Umbrella ShoesWoman Speedometer Enjoy!
Man Week, Day 4
Posted on 07:26 by Unknown
It's now day four here on KludgeSpot in this near historic thread known as Man Week. I don't think I've overstating it. Over the past three days we've dealt with difficult topics. Topics like being proud of what you are, what a man card is and how to accumulate points and of course how a men's room actually works. Over the past three days I have offended my wife, one of my friends and it appears
Wednesday, 17 March 2010
Man Week, Day 3
Posted on 07:00 by Unknown
Happy St. Patrick's Day! You'll notice that Kludge Spot is sporting the green icon of the emerald isle and is ready to celebrate. I've lined up a slew of stout for everyone. Even the ladies.It is now mid span in our controversial Man Week here at KludgeSpot. In the last two days we've discussed the reason why men are superior to woman and what a Man Card is, including how it can be lost. I'm on
Tuesday, 16 March 2010
Man Week, Day 2
Posted on 08:20 by Unknown
The Man Card Exhibit A: Man Card Image Credit OfficalManCard.comBeing a man is not a right, it's a privilege. As a bona fide man I am in possession of a man card. This man card can be revoked at any time if there is even one other man present. The process is pretty simple. It would have to be or men wouldn't do it. Being manly adds points to you man card. For instance, using power tools to
Monday, 15 March 2010
Man Week, Day 1
Posted on 10:43 by Unknown
I'm officially declaring this week Man Week! It's your chance men to show that you still have a backbone and the ability to generate your own thoughts. If you are a man, it's okay you don't need to apologize for being you. You are what you are, a being created by thousands of years of outside conditioning and need. You don't have to be transformed into something else by those pesky creatures who
Thursday, 11 March 2010
Kludge Proof
Posted on 09:42 by Unknown
Proof that I do live up to my name!I accidentally broke off the end of a security dongle. What is a dongle? A dongle is a piece of hardware that plugs into a computer and verifies that you did in fact purchase this five thousand dollar software package. Without this small piece of plastic and circuitry, nothing loads. It's important.The break occurred at 7:00 on Sunday night, after I had almost
Wednesday, 10 March 2010
The Fray - You Found Me
Posted on 15:14 by Unknown
Some days this song just begs me to play it. I just feel it speaks to me.
Random Typing The Fourth
Posted on 13:38 by Unknown
Yet Another Random Typing Post. I'm just going to let whatever thought pops into my head out for all the world to see. This is glimpse into my brain, or a warning not to read on. Whichever you prefer. Only spell check beyond this point.Yet Another Random Typing Post. Almost sounds like it should be an acronym for something. Yartp. Like the sound a turtle makes just before it realizes that you're
Tuesday, 9 March 2010
The Wine Country
Posted on 16:36 by Unknown
It’s early March and rain has fallen in the wine country. In fact, we have been quite wet for the past several weeks. There is little doubt, that for the weeks to come, the hillsides will reflect the lush green that has been cultivated in the first quarter of the this new decade. The trees around town began their colorful symphony in late January with the blooming of the Crape Myrtles. Lush pinks
Monday, 8 March 2010
Sleeping With The Fishes
Posted on 15:40 by Unknown
I know a mobster. He lives in my house, and eats food that we supply him. In addition we maintain his environment and assure that everything is clean and in good order for our mobster. I know he's a mobster, because I've seen him take another life. He did this unashamedly as my wife and I looked on in horror. I imagine he's proud of it. It's hard to be sure on that point, because he can't tell us
Wednesday, 3 March 2010
Fusion Ring
Posted on 16:50 by Unknown
Something unexpected has happened...Fusion Ring has surpassed Kludge Spot in popularity! Probably because I update it everyday and post less than 20 words a entry. Or maybe people just like gadgets! Regardless.In addition I've given LAS and Shirt Post a face lift. We'll see how long it lasts. :)And the Wood Mangler is still going strong. In fact I was recently featured in a popular wood turning
Girl Scout Stupidity
Posted on 14:17 by Unknown
When the email went out yesterday for Girls Scout cookies it couldn't be more plain."If you want some, let me know before 12:00"So I sent an email @ 1:41"Did I miss the boat?""Yes for today, but maybe I can get some tomorrow"I responded with another email asking the flavors, then another asking the price, then another adding a second box to my selection because my wife disapproved of my orginal
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