Considering how few amusing things I've generated in the last 2 months, I thought you all might appreciate something...
Dec 25:
So, everyone's phone is off, I'm standing in the rain locked outside of my empty house with no keys, and I need to use "the facilities". Making Christmas memories...
Jan 2:
I cannot stop overeating. Luckily my pants are now so tight I'm getting light headed and might
Dec 25:
So, everyone's phone is off, I'm standing in the rain locked outside of my empty house with no keys, and I need to use "the facilities". Making Christmas memories...
Jan 2:
I cannot stop overeating. Luckily my pants are now so tight I'm getting light headed and might