Wallowing

“Hey whatcha up to?”“Nothing”“You seem down. You know, come to think of it, you don’t look so good.”“I know.”“And what is that all over you?”“Self-pity.”“What?”“Self pity. I’m wallowing in my own self pity."“I’ve heard people say that before but I don’t think your really suppose to cover yourself in slop.”“It’s not slop. It’s self-pity. I produce it.”“Oh. That’s odd.”“It really helps with the