20 Signs You're An RPG Addict

Countless hours of your life have been absorbed by conversations with NPC'sYou named your favorite pen "Foe Slayer"When you put on your shoes each morning you upgrade your AC by 2.During introductions you give your class. "Hello, I'm Peter, level 15 monk."Some days, you wish you'd brought a broadsword.When people ask you about your background you say, "I was raised by wolves. +2 DX, +1 CN, -3 IN.